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hey kiddies, the real friday night drugs are Flexeril and Ibuprofen. You can take your cocaine and stuff it up... your... uhm... nose.
Life seems to continually teach me that empathy, pity, compassion, and kindness will always be qualities that are punished in the end.
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so this ENTIRE TIME they weren't really called "The Almond Brothers." Yeah, thanks everyone for NOT telling me. Shitheads.
Deus Ex Wifena - n. A Grecian legal device wherein half of the protaganist's money is lifted from his wallet via crane.
"humans rule. dolphins can suck it. SUCK IT!" - #UCB
"More like CHOKE-rah Winfrey!" - WNBA announcer in an alternative universe where Oprah is a pro basketball player, misses final shot #dreams
what if we're really figments of another being's imagination.
What if we are all one consciousness?
What if methane is really farting us?
at this point I'm just posting evidence of the crazy woman who's (trying to) destroy my life.