"Yo May 21st, I'm gonna let you finish but Y2K was the greatest end of the world of all time." (via @phirdiaz)

@heroacademy Created a pretty robust calculator for unit attacks, check it out and RT! http://t.co/YnvllRFa

.@heroacademy It's done! The web app damage calculator is live! Check it out at http://t.co/ljApsOJ5 – works on desktop and mobile

I wonder if there's a GA whose sole duty is to provide Coach Spurrier with a new visor each time he throws one. #SCARvsCLEM

My least favorite questions start with: "You're good with technology. Do you know why my computer..."

"To be fair... People who own cats are idiots." (via Kate)

I hate that moment when the light turns yellow and you hit the brakes and then immediately realize you should have gone for it.

Hate speaks for itself. Speak back. http://t.co/qAebINUl #tomyunbornchild

"The symphony is one of the pillars of our culture." -- @benfolds #truth

No... I'm just standing in a line by the restroom because I like the atmosphere.

@ksidebot @andrewscranlon Dan Smith -BYU

That’s a hell of a final drive for Ball State. #chirpchirp!

.@heroacademy We just finished a probability calculator and move tracker for #heroacademy! Check it out at http://t.co/KmvCA67R

@cmwinters real men want doctor pepper ten million

@mrmildsauce I’m just going to keep tweaking your posts to live through your twitter growth efforts vicariously.

@mrmildsauce I like to rock out with my walkabout.

-Australians

@mmzeller Take the middle and then say “Nice watch!” with awkward eye contact

Just saw my first tumbleweed rolling across the road!

"If we put limits on the one thing that our country has been built on we will then become Hippocrates." Nailed it.

"Have you ever heard of Lil Wayne?" #14yoPopCulture
Oh god am I that old??