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Just saw my first tumbleweed rolling across the road!
"If we put limits on the one thing that our country has been built on we will then become Hippocrates." Nailed it.
Is there any impersonal greeting more condescending than "buddy"?
Airports: the only place where it’s acceptable to see someone putting his belt back on while walking in public.
My father is a moving truck packing wizard. After worrying about the truck not being large enough, we have EXTRA space.