@heroacademy Created a pretty robust calculator for unit attacks, check it out and RT! http://t.co/YnvllRFa

.@heroacademy It's done! The web app damage calculator is live! Check it out at http://t.co/ljApsOJ5 – works on desktop and mobile

I wonder if there's a GA whose sole duty is to provide Coach Spurrier with a new visor each time he throws one. #SCARvsCLEM

@ksidebot @andrewscranlon Dan Smith -BYU

"Yo May 21st, I'm gonna let you finish but Y2K was the greatest end of the world of all time." (via @phirdiaz)

Just saw my first tumbleweed rolling across the road!

"If we put limits on the one thing that our country has been built on we will then become Hippocrates." Nailed it.

"Have you ever heard of Lil Wayne?" #14yoPopCulture
Oh god am I that old??

A beautiful deck of slides with a great message: "Forget Your MBA: A Framework for Being a Manager in a Creator Culture" http://j.mp/f7l5Lz

@_brayden__ better have been paper planes

@cmwinters real men want doctor pepper ten million

Is there any impersonal greeting more condescending than "buddy"?

Airports: the only place where it’s acceptable to see someone putting his belt back on while walking in public.

@mrmildsauce I’m just going to keep tweaking your posts to live through your twitter growth efforts vicariously.

@mrmildsauce I like to rock out with my walkabout.

-Australians

@ksidebot Chuck food is great good.

@ksidebot #breakfastofchampions

My father is a moving truck packing wizard. After worrying about the truck not being large enough, we have EXTRA space.

@mrmildsauce missed out on: Goooooood evening, Vietnan!

@mrmildsauce “hey look at me! I’m chandler. Could I BE wearing anymore clothes?”