The older I get, the more I realize we are not adults. We are sophisticated teenagers with money.

@basseyworld Did you see this? "Does Creativity Come With A Price? New Insight On Creatives And Mental Illness"  http://www.fastcocreate.com/node/1681970 

I think the world could use a team of Petey Greenes right act.

I hope Penn State didn't accept any new players this year. It would be f'd up to find out your scholarship's gone just before school starts.

@diggswayne We all like to joke about being bourgie or ghetto but no one really wants to know they judge or are judged by that.

I'm craving cupcakes, burritos, hot chocolate and I haven't even started my diet yet.

Two days TOPS RT @angryblkmandc How many days can you eat Thanksgiving leftovers before you're tired of em? #PleaseRespond

No comment. RT @uberfacts Queen Victoria would use marijuana to relieve menstrual cramps.

@sassycrass Did you see this: Playing the Violence Card: http://t.co/TLHQgpgK It talks about how the response to violence became racialized.

@misszindzi They make this seafood stew called moqueca. It is so good.

@_lump I'm still trying to figure out why a pizza place would put sugar in their dough and sauce.

@_lump Because they don't always classify the crimes against them for what they are.

@_lump Good morning! How is the Milk Vampire? Is he in college yet?

@blue_thompson @_lump When it starts generating as many tweets are black people do.

I miss the green line conductor who would randomly announce "And Happy Birthday". It always made someone's day. @momunblogger @unsuckdcmetro

One day, I hope to understand the language of other folk because I don't know what "sitting on 28s" mean or why that's impressive.

@_lump I hate liver, too. You just can't make it taste good no matter what you do it, as far as I'm concerned.

@_lump I got disqualified for the Daydream Olympic Curling because I stopped playing to roll around on the ice.

I see why conspiracy theorists are obsessed with bankers.

To finally get that promotion. RT @diggswayne What's the main reason you'd want to switch gender (or sex) for a day?