@shurimpu Kanye West searches his name on Twitter and sees these puns. He nods his head and says 'Kanye Impressed!'

@shurimpu Kanye West describes what he wants to do to his girlfriend in a text message. Sends it and proclaims 'Kanye sext'

@shurimpu you RTing Skype ebooks might be worse than the pony RP.
At least some of it.

@alexscottbatman @sarcastickatt you two are, by far, the best couple to follow on Twitter.
Just sayin'

@shurimpu I think you're the physical manifestation of the internet. Maybe with more porn, I haven't explored that sea too much.

@shurimpu Kanye West is asked if his favorite game system growing up was a Kanye NES. Says no, Kanye Genesis.

@shurimpu Kanye West gets his own spin off from his favorite show. Proudly proclaims in the opening 'Kayne: NCIS'

@shurimpu if shu was a shampoo he would be Shurampoo. For dry to pun-y hair. For best results Laugh, Regret, Repeat as necessary.

@shurimpu just told your futa / futon joke and my friend and he busted up. Consider that another favorite on it.

@shurimpu she brought food and has adorably styled hair. What more could a man ask for?! (Boobs go without saying)

@lieutfaber 'is there a reason there's a bread crumb on the counter?'
'His name is Rupert. He is visiting from out of town and is our guest'

@lieutfaber PHD in theoretical physics from MIT.

Hits everything with a crowbar

@zeldauniverse I went to the one in Seattle and it was amazing! It was like hearing the LoZ music for the first time all over again.

@shurimpu all redheads I've known are portal fangirls. Though not to the degree of Katt; nobody ever could be.

@shurimpu 'tonight on Mythbusters. Anime and wanking myths with even more puns than normal. Guest staring Shu.'
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I'd actually watch that.

@shurimpu I love how following you lets me have opinions on current anime I haven't watched. It's usually negative, bit still xD

@alexie_d I've never seen or heard of one before! Does it work or is it like dropbears?

@nocontextgames cat stop, that's plastic you...you can't dig through the plastic bottom of the litter box. You're as deep as it goes

@lieutfaber it's a good thing cats are so cute and fluffy or they wouldn't be worth putting up with.

@jewelstaite vodka is made from potatoes or grains. Hash browns are made from potatoes. Cereals are made from grains. So vodka is breakfast.