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Sext: Garrett's popcorn is turning you on. At your age? Shame on you.
Boobs is my favorite color.
Why would anyone want to be a Star? Science tells us they are lonely and burning creatures
Hell can be raised and caught, but it cannot be eaten *bites into radish* Satan you old trickster
The Giving Tree reminds us that inside every boy is a sweaty, desperate man waiting to hack you apart.
when i was in the 6th grade, i used my Birthday Wish to 'make Pokemon real.' i used to drink a lot back then ok.
I can see so many stars tonight. Just sitting up there, like a bunch of assholes.
A rooster used to live by me. Whenever I pass its old roost I yell "GOIN PAST COCK BLOCK!!!!" I'm 25 btw
#RapFacts Ron Paul once sustained a serious injury from dancing to Celebration too hard at a Kool & the Gang show.
Q: How do u feel? A: How do I look? *spits into hand revealing cocoons*
I liked the original version of #AmericanHorrorStory better when it was called 13 Dead End Drive.