@neon_dylan That's because Catwoman likes to shit on the floor on her days off. Ain't nobody got time fo' that.

@office_arsehole 'Well it's preferable to your face love'

@neon_dylan Decapitation > Vanessa Feltz

@neon_dylan Agreed! I know it's not related,but i can't stand the Big Bang Theory. It's not funny,it's fucking shite!

@neon_dylan FUCK YEAH!

@neon_dylan LaLa is full of Green Thongs and used Teabags,really disturbing.

@betterthantoday http://t.co/dI15BtS8 I laughed. A LOT.

@neon_dylan It's actually Katie Price's next Husband. 'I've put it in the barf for safe keeping'

@neon_dylan KERRY COKETONA'S BUY ONE ONE FREE CHAV BOLLOCKS. VANESSA FELTZ-BOLLOCKS WITH CHEESE. BOLLOCKS!

@betterthantoday If you get a chat show. 'fakery and Fuck ups' Can I be the person who pokes them with sticks? ...

@betterthantoday 'How about a spoonful of SHUT THE HELL UP YOU CRETIN' is what I would've screamed at the screen.

@betterthantoday You are my fucking hero.

@spotmyforehead Good mourning. I was going to put these puns to rest..

@neon_dylan Hahahahaha. 'Hold my pecs for me please,i need to adjust my tights'

@betterthantoday 'Tim is witty, Tim is cool,if you don't like him,then you're a c*nt (fool)

@neon_dylan TinkerBell tried to revive him by giving him a blowjob. Alas,she got her wings caught in a Trolley and drowned too.

@office_arsehole 'Have you seen my pen Hippo? 'is that what it was? I thought it was a Twiglet'

@neon_dylan  http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_e1MKtCbivBA/Sr3YAV0kaNI/AAAAAAAAC1M/pe1FW6p5V7o/s200/Miss+Piggy.png … They are clearly the same person.

@neon_dylan Hahaha! she looks like Miss Piggy! ahahahahahaha.

I'm hoping that the 'keep calm and fuck a goat/camel/shop/freakout ....' dies completely in 2013.