Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
So, if facebook starts a monthly fee, does that make it a dating site? (not sure if someone said this yet so FUCK YOU guy that possibly did)
Why did the hipster burn his mouth on pizza?
He ate it before it was cool.
At the second I hear something break, I'll show you the door... because shit here is expensive and we better run fast.
We are not two days into the new year and no zombies yet.
THIS IS BULLSHIT!
Ok, Ok, maybe ya'll aint star'n my tweets because your busy shop'n... everyday...
I would love to tweet a lot more horrible horrible tweets but I'm young and don't wana ruin my future.
It's gona be the Lunar New Year very soon and FUCK THAT.
People can't drive for shit when I'm txting. #society
I'm pretty fly for not being a bird.
The internet is one big recycling bin.
This fucktard of a VP has got me stuck in the middle of nowhere doing last minute community service.
All the black people are in the back. All those yrs against segregation and they choose to be "G's"
if the LRA was Muslim instead of Christian, we’d have bombed Uganda into the stone age years ago
Kill people with Kindness
Kindness also happens to be the name of my fully loaded rifle
That's enough nudes for today...
World Series is on! Go Giants! #NBA
Not enough black people in my life. :(
Was that ignorant enough for you twitter?
Where is my Coffee? #LessAmbitiousSongs
I came to kick ass and chew some carrots. And it seems to me that I need to get more carrots.