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You're the kind of ugly that even a box of crayons can't fix.
If my last name was Smith I’d name my kids Black, Silver, Gun, and Lock.
According to my neighbour’s journal, I have “boundary issues.”
This world is gona burn.
my grandpa is watching k-pop.
White guy just used the word "gook" while talking to me.
I guess its ok now.
Old Chinese ladies are the original hipsters.
When I flip off kids on a school bus their reaction usually tells me whether they’ll be my future dentist or landscaper.
If you listen to Slayer while masturbating you can start a fire.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van
Im the type of guy that jumps into a fight to beat up someone idk but the guy I beat up is me.
I came to kick ass and chew some carrots. And it seems to me that I need to get more carrots.