Midhats party is gonna be a sausage fest with shirtless Bosnians drinking Ciroc listenin to Lil Wayne and talkin bout how nice he is

I got into ODU doe 😆

I found out more on Twitter than from the administrators.. This is bullshit lol

I hate when you need someone to talk to but you feel like nobody understands you

Caleb Etz snapchatted me a dog suckin his dick

Everyone at freeman dresses the same which means they all dress wack as fuck

*Tootsie Pop Commercial Voice* How many arguments will the Bosnians have via Twitter to get their point across? The world may never know..

Midhats currently creating applications for people to see if they qualify to attend his huge party

People are gonna end up going to Jumpology instead of Midhats party

Eminem is releasing a new album this year

People at Tucker are too WACK

Meanwhile as Caleb scrolls down Twitter pic.twitter.com/GusGRNPrkX

Caleb stays goin to parties but doesn't drink or smoke so he can safely drive everyone home

I wonder if Caleb is over Kirtrina or......

Friendships should consist of a never ending cycle of lookin out for each other not a list of owed favors..

Is Senior Year really almost over..?

Last time Remus got pussy he was at a pet store looking at the entire cat section

People disappear, reappear, leave a year, then are nowhere near

Dogs are confirmed to be on campus via window

Bosnian niggas take their shirts off at parties in a room full of dudes