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Seriously. Let's take a shot every time Eddie Vedder ends a song abruptly after 4-5 minutes of incoherent mumbling.
When a Radiohead song plays and there's a Radiohead fan nearby, say something like: "This is my favorite Coldplay single."
The Vashta Nerada makes me want to support eBooks. #DoctorWho
Christine O'Donnell: "I'm not a witch, I'm you." Republican, please. They wouldn't even have sorted you into Hufflepuff.
I gingerly wind through the brambles. Greek yogurt in one hand, bacon in the other.
"Hi, guys. I'm here for brunch," I whisper to the cats.
I'd rather see the $68 million proposal for the USS Midway "Wings of Freedom" monument spent towards San Diego's 68 poorest Title 1 schools.
Oh, I'm only allowed one drink? I'll have the quadruple gin and tonic in the oversized wine glass.
Q: "What would you have done?" A: "I would've shot the least important person there, and throw his body on the grenade."
♪ We found love in a pope-less place. ♪
(Because if there was ever a time for my Rihanna lyrics about 15th c. papal transitionary periods…)
My fits of laughter from Romney saying he only wrote one speech tonight is enough to power a city in the Monsters, Inc. parallel universe.
Nothing says Forever Alone like eating a bucket of " I Do, I Do Wedding Cake" flavored ice cream underneath a sheet fort.
Why is cheese delicious?
This is too optimistic of a query but is there a Fan Page for Brooklyn Decker's side boobs? Her cups are half-full. The cups runneth over.
Drinking whiskey from a teacup. This is what it must feel like to be a Kennedy. Minus the dying.
When I heard about that 'Justin Bieber Nail Polish' it made the part of my soul that was Eddie Izzard cry out with tears of joy.
Today, I watched some ass walk up to bat + talk on his cell for 5 mins on home plate, while we waited on the field like migrant laborers.
Why hasn't my life been sponsored by NSAID pain relievers yet?
Anonymous has just taken down the Department of Justice and Universal Music Group in retaliation for a Federal raid of Megaupload. #SOPA
Hey, guys… I have $70 worth of strawberry mochi ice cream, Korean Melona creamsicles, and Filipino Goldilocks ice cream bars.
Help me, plz.
Well, I just woke up from a nap with my head on top of a burrito. What more else is there to say?
I'm a wild disaster, the breathing personification of a California stereotype.