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  • FollowIntoDark
      Allan @FollowIntoDark

    Seriously. Let's take a shot every time Eddie Vedder ends a song abruptly after 4-5 minutes of incoherent mumbling.

    • 25
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    HulaBabeegrimpossibleBulldog0613The_DorksterBeerhazehailsthrotusbrossumOrvllShrednbchr
  • FollowIntoDark
      Allan @FollowIntoDark

    When a Radiohead song plays and there's a Radiohead fan nearby, say something like: "This is my favorite Coldplay single."

    Hilarity ensues.

    • 11
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    Bulldog0613grimpossibleAntoinetteOuellblurryfotoJolieEspritTmoney68kaz474Cognitive_Diss
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    DanielMoccasin_Rotten_ApplebriscuitsCognitive_Disstravelbugus__its_always_fineSeanHoadeMagikaarp
  • FollowIntoDark
      Allan @FollowIntoDark

    The Vashta Nerada makes me want to support eBooks. #DoctorWho

    • 5
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    TequilaTearsemoninjadragonsaherneklawyvaleron1120SnapesOWrath
    • 14
    • RETWEETS
    cattsheppardphotobomburmatefhWaldoTrottierYUHeff2BSoGreenSephrynBacalhausalyalyalyjandro
  • FollowIntoDark
      Allan @FollowIntoDark

    Christine O'Donnell: "I'm not a witch, I'm you." Republican, please. They wouldn't even have sorted you into Hufflepuff.

    • 16
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    Bulldog0613The_DorksterBeerhazerotusbrossumTequilaTearsjkramblesCroweJaminmynewskin
    • 2
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    Kittyjane62Bulldog0613
  • FollowIntoDark
      Allan @FollowIntoDark

    I gingerly wind through the brambles. Greek yogurt in one hand, bacon in the other.

    "Hi, guys. I'm here for brunch," I whisper to the cats.

    • 9
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    ReadTheRippermalefactorialBulldog0613_solarflareDonotthinkthisAcceptableLosesRupRohRaggyScenicle
    • 3
    • RETWEETS
    Bulldog0613AcceptableLosesScenicle
  • FollowIntoDark
      Allan @FollowIntoDark

    I'd rather see the $68 million proposal for the USS Midway "Wings of Freedom" monument spent towards San Diego's 68 poorest Title 1 schools.

    • 1
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    Bulldog0613
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    AllisonDeSilvamindypsaysfroglikedrummerimtheoceanddelacchristophurioussten55418Iz77
  • FollowIntoDark
      Allan @FollowIntoDark

    Oh, I'm only allowed one drink? I'll have the quadruple gin and tonic in the oversized wine glass.

    • 6
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    Bulldog0613FredPollackkaz474mungscoolioits_always_fineMandyBu
    • 3
    • RETWEETS
    SliveredEpitomekaz474its_always_fine
  • FollowIntoDark
      Allan @FollowIntoDark

    Q: "What would you have done?" A: "I would've shot the least important person there, and throw his body on the grenade."

    • 9
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    Bulldog0613rotusbrossumTequilaTearsYourBabyJamesMikeSchismRunSamRunBDGarpTheBleve____________
  • FollowIntoDark
      Allan @FollowIntoDark

    ♪ We found love in a pope-less place. ♪

    (Because if there was ever a time for my Rihanna lyrics about 15th c. papal transitionary periods…)

    • 5
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    ScottLinnenManda_like_winerantingreznikJeni_DeckerFatalistikFemme
    • 3
    • RETWEETS
    Jeni_DeckerFatalistikFemmewheresthepizza
  • FollowIntoDark
      Allan @FollowIntoDark

    My fits of laughter from Romney saying he only wrote one speech tonight is enough to power a city in the Monsters, Inc. parallel universe.

    • 5
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    Bulldog0613CasuallyProfaneTHa_MoTLeY_FRusock_puppetteMandyBu
    • 3
    • RETWEETS
    THa_MoTLeY_FRuKickzSay23sock_puppette
  • FollowIntoDark
      Allan @FollowIntoDark

    Nothing says Forever Alone like eating a bucket of " I Do, I Do Wedding Cake" flavored ice cream underneath a sheet fort.

    • 5
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    Bulldog0613themoviemuffinRealPButtercupits_always_fineMandyBu
    • 3
    • RETWEETS
    Natalieboncakesits_always_fineMandyBu
  • FollowIntoDark
      Allan @FollowIntoDark

    Why is cheese delicious?

    • 8
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    Bulldog0613rotusbrossumOrvllShrednbchrjas508llvvzzManicMellyBDGarpMrWordsWorth
  • FollowIntoDark
      Allan @FollowIntoDark

    This is too optimistic of a query but is there a Fan Page for Brooklyn Decker's side boobs? Her cups are half-full. The cups runneth over.

    • 8
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    Bulldog0613rotusbrossumTequilaTearsdonniRunSamRunllvvzzpan_duhMikeSchism
  • FollowIntoDark
      Allan @FollowIntoDark

    Drinking whiskey from a teacup. This is what it must feel like to be a Kennedy. Minus the dying.

    • 8
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    Bulldog0613hailsthrotusbrossumMikeSchismfuddlemarkTheBleve____________TurboGrandmatinaisall
  • FollowIntoDark
      Allan @FollowIntoDark

    When I heard about that 'Justin Bieber Nail Polish' it made the part of my soul that was Eddie Izzard cry out with tears of joy.

    • 7
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    rotusbrossumTequilaTearsdonniMikeSchismTrainedHedonistPrezofEarthAClkwrkStarfish
  • FollowIntoDark
      Allan @FollowIntoDark

    Today, I watched some ass walk up to bat + talk on his cell for 5 mins on home plate, while we waited on the field like migrant laborers.

    • 6
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    Bulldog0613hailsthOrvllShrednbchrTequilaTearsdonniRunSamRun
  • FollowIntoDark
      Allan @FollowIntoDark

    Why hasn't my life been sponsored by NSAID pain relievers yet?

    • 4
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    Bulldog0613Sceniclecourtney_nunesits_always_fine
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    its_always_fine
  • FollowIntoDark
      Allan @FollowIntoDark

    Anonymous has just taken down the Department of Justice and Universal Music Group in retaliation for a Federal raid of Megaupload. #SOPA

    • 5
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    SnybaDonChelsteezeeastarkeechrismclarkmichaelsburke
  • FollowIntoDark
      Allan @FollowIntoDark

    Hey, guys… I have $70 worth of strawberry mochi ice cream, Korean Melona creamsicles, and Filipino Goldilocks ice cream bars.

    Help me, plz.

    • 5
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    Bulldog0613Student495GeneralGreviouspan_duhMikeSchism
  • FollowIntoDark
      Allan @FollowIntoDark

    Well, I just woke up from a nap with my head on top of a burrito. What more else is there to say?

    • 4
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    Bulldog0613OrvllShrednbchrTequilaTearsminnierosegray
    • 1
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    minnierosegray
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