Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
"quietly unfollowing you at mid-night, because i feel subtweeted" - #subtweet of a #subtweet
'Dineo's Diary' is the paralympics of reality shows
so "Let Me Break you Down Emotionally & Build you Back Up 2 My Specifications" isn't a great way to pick up chicks #toohonest
SOMEONE is avoiding work by reading tweets (me, it's me you guys).
did it hurt when you fell from heaven,cause i wanna know, do these flowers really smell like chloroform
people who follow me and then unfollow me the next day are super unfair, coz it takes at least 3 days to realize how much i suck
the best part of having full blown AIDS,is being able to call-in sick everyday,also losing your job and dying a slow & painful death
a person with a twitter wifey has no lifey
if i was the cake boss i'd make this long speech on sexual harassment to the cakes & be like, "JK dudes, i know that yall are cakes"
Victor Moses was great!!!
if i fail test 2, i'll drop-out & become a subtitle translator on MUVHANGO!!
Toddlers & Tiaras...more like, Future Strippers & Glass Slippers.Am I right guys?! [reaching out, for a high-5]
"Let's see what this baby can do." - Mothers on Toddlers & Tiaras
And people say Chelsea get penalties!!! Come on!!! United get everything on a plate
#nw - ELSHITICO
doing any & everything to avoid these books, might as well rearrange all the items in the fridge, by alphabetical order
i feel like Nani just does these stunts, just to trend worldwide, or maybe he just sucks buffalo dick!!
i have absolutely 0 faith in De Matteo, that populist FUCK!!!!