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For a good Easter surprise, try dipping marshmallow peeps in chocolate and then nailing your entire family to a cross
Spice up any meal by tossing a bag of brown recluse spiders up in the air at a ceiling fan
Tummy growlin'? STAB IT! KEEP STABBING YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S IN THERE IT COULD BE KILLING YOU!!!! KILL IT FIRST
cram some raw sea trash into your gaping maw for the most authentic sushi experience you piece of shit
Exercising and eating healthy and STILL can't lose weight? Try not fucking lying
Spook the HECK out of your guests this Halloween by putting dry ice into a bowl of water & then cutting your own head off and fucking it
COOKING TIP: shut the fuck up about bacon already you disgusting nerds
Alex from Portland asked us the best way to cook a fish. Well, Alex, how can you set something on fire when it's underwater? You are so dumb
having trouble waking up the kids? try frying some bacon for them. Then POUR THE HOT GREASE ON THEIR WORTHLESS FACES. FUCK YOU JIMMY & SALLY
Here's a recipe for fondue: pour mountain dew on a dead deer. fawn dew. close the fuck enough, I'm leaving early
For a cool breakfast treat, eat a giant bowl of ice cream while you stare at your gun and your pile of overdue bills
Guy Fieri's Famous Hot Dogs a la Microwave au Ketchup a la Studio Apartment au Loneliness a la Crying au Rubbing The Hot Dogs On His Body
Did you know?: Thousands of years ago people ate ants and worms probably. the past is dumb. please go to guy fieris restaurant hes gonna cry
Did you hear? the secret ingredient on tonights Chopped? Sadness
The food pyramid, much like the real pyramids, was built by slaves in the deserts of ancient egypt
Vegetarian and missing meat? MAybe try some crackers or something? I don't really know
A new twist on an old favourite; eating a hamburger vertically instead of horizontally.
A quick tip from pro-chef Alton Brown: "Try using ｗａｓｐ ｅｇｇｓ instead of regular chicken eggs to make a ｄｅｅｐ－ｓｐａｃｅ ｈｅｌｌ ｏｍｌｅｔｔｅ ｈａｉｌ ｓａｔａｎ ｈａｉ
Recipe for special beer chicken: get beer drunk, drive tractor into chicken coop, everything on fire, I'm crying, feeds 5
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