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  • FoodNetwerk
      Not Food Network @FoodNetwerk

    Need to whip up a dessert in a hurry? Dump a bag of oreos on the floor and eat the oreos off of the floor like a animal you piece of shit

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  • FoodNetwerk
      Not Food Network @FoodNetwerk

    For a good Easter surprise, try dipping marshmallow peeps in chocolate and then nailing your entire family to a cross

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  • FoodNetwerk
      Not Food Network @FoodNetwerk

    Spice up any meal by tossing a bag of brown recluse spiders up in the air at a ceiling fan

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  • FoodNetwerk
      Not Food Network @FoodNetwerk

    Tummy growlin'? STAB IT! KEEP STABBING YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S IN THERE IT COULD BE KILLING YOU!!!! KILL IT FIRST

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  • FoodNetwerk
      Not Food Network @FoodNetwerk

    cram some raw sea trash into your gaping maw for the most authentic sushi experience you piece of shit

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  • FoodNetwerk
      Not Food Network @FoodNetwerk

    Spook the HECK out of your guests this Halloween by putting dry ice into a bowl of water & then cutting your own head off and fucking it

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  • FoodNetwerk
      Not Food Network @FoodNetwerk

    Exercising and eating healthy and STILL can't lose weight? Try not fucking lying

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  • FoodNetwerk
      Not Food Network @FoodNetwerk

    Alex from Portland asked us the best way to cook a fish. Well, Alex, how can you set something on fire when it's underwater? You are so dumb

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  • FoodNetwerk
      Not Food Network @FoodNetwerk

    COOKING TIP: shut the fuck up about bacon already you disgusting nerds

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  • FoodNetwerk
      Not Food Network @FoodNetwerk

    having trouble waking up the kids? try frying some bacon for them. Then POUR THE HOT GREASE ON THEIR WORTHLESS FACES. FUCK YOU JIMMY & SALLY

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  • FoodNetwerk
      Not Food Network @FoodNetwerk

    For a cool breakfast treat, eat a giant bowl of ice cream while you stare at your gun and your pile of overdue bills

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  • FoodNetwerk
      Not Food Network @FoodNetwerk

    Guy Fieri's Famous Hot Dogs a la Microwave au Ketchup a la Studio Apartment au Loneliness a la Crying au Rubbing The Hot Dogs On His Body

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  • FoodNetwerk
      Not Food Network @FoodNetwerk

    Here's a recipe for fondue: pour mountain dew on a dead deer. fawn dew. close the fuck enough, I'm leaving early

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  • FoodNetwerk
      Not Food Network @FoodNetwerk

    Vegetarian and missing meat? MAybe try some crackers or something? I don't really know

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  • FoodNetwerk
      Not Food Network @FoodNetwerk

    Did you hear? the secret ingredient on tonights Chopped? Sadness

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  • FoodNetwerk
      Not Food Network @FoodNetwerk

    Did you know?: Thousands of years ago people ate ants and worms probably. the past is dumb. please go to guy fieris restaurant hes gonna cry

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  • FoodNetwerk
      Not Food Network @FoodNetwerk

    Want a tip on how to make the best Long Island Iced Tea? How about skip the tea and just drink everything in the alcohol cabinet and dIE

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  • FoodNetwerk
      Not Food Network @FoodNetwerk

    You put pineapple in your pizza? What kind of fucked up rude beast are you? that shit's gross.

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  • FoodNetwerk
      Not Food Network @FoodNetwerk

    A quick tip from pro-chef Alton Brown: "Try using wasp eggs instead of regular chicken eggs to make a deep-space hell omlette hail satan hai

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  • FoodNetwerk
      Not Food Network @FoodNetwerk

    Recipe for special beer chicken: get beer drunk, drive tractor into chicken coop, everything on fire, I'm crying, feeds 5

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