Green Eggs and Ham for all! http://t.co/kk9Jfqz1 Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss http://t.co/mqygHUIA

Facebook's like jail, you sit around & waste time, write on walls, don't get fed & get poked by people you don't know. #f8

"We live in a world where lemonade is made from artificial flavors & furniture polish is made from real lemons"~Paul Newman

Celebrate & Retweet! October 14 is National Dessert Day. #DessertDay

"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done"~Lucille Ball #Happy100

Happy Pi Day to all! #DidYouKnow it's Einstein's birthday too? #PiDay #Pi4All

"they say nine out of ten people like chocolate, the tenth is most likely not telling the truth."~Julia Child

"As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists."~Joan Gussow

Happy National Grilled Cheese Day My kind of day! #GrilledCheeseDay http://t.co/iPdPXxpN

January 24 is National Peanut Butter Day! #ChunkyorCreamy http://t.co/g1Agewil http://t.co/2novpJdR

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink; they wake up in
the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day"~Sinatra

"I hate restaurants who ask if you would like fresh ground pepper. No thanks you, I'll take your old pepper" RIP Andy Rooney

Happy Friday! February 18 is National “Drink Wine” Day. Red, White, or Bubbles?

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."~ Charles M. Schulz #DailyQuote

Cheers! January 17 is National Buttered Rum Day. http://t.co/Qj0i7DIB
#IWouldDoAnythingFor http://t.co/eYMwN4AR

Don't forget to celebrate! Oreo cookies turn 100 today! http://t.co/oLQZ77FW Happy Super Tuesday http://t.co/VIbfgq3m

"We live in a world where lemonade is artificially flavored & furniture polish is made from REAL lemons"~Paul Newman

I like it! January 5 is
National Whipped Cream Day. Rise & Grind

Did you know that in the 1780's people received a mug of ale for voting? #GoVote #Election

"Remember, Put a grain of sugar into everything you say & take a grain of salt with everything you hear"~Dixie Carter