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Dear Mother Dugger, It's a vagina...Not a clown car. Enough with the kids.
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1st testicular cup was used in Hockey in 1874 & 1st helmet was used in 1974. Took 100 years for men to realize the brain is also important
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling corn that sometimes it needs to lay the fuck down.
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When my son was little I would sing him to sleep. I believe he may have went to sleep in self defense.
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How to tell you've had a long day: You answer your cell with the company's name and you tell your client "i love you" when hanging up.
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it had to be a woman that invented the "cup" to protect the only thing a man is good for.
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My sis said her and hubby played UNO lastnight. If that's what they call it, I was playing solitare.
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There is a banana in the work bathroom trash can. Who the hell eats bananas while on the toliet? eww *GASP* what if they're not eating it...
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OH NO!!! My DVR just caught up with real time tv! What are these 30 second clips? They're terrible. ugh Ha, that one was funny.
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The great thing about living in a small town is even if you don't know what you're doing someone else always does.
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I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth. Mine was a spork from KFC.
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Dear eye doctor, The round things you should be looking at are my eyeballs, not my boobies.
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Don't interupt me when I'm ignoring you. It's impolite, bitch.
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I'm pretty sure everyone around me ate an extra large bowl of stupid this morning.
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Look, I got you a birthday present. It's a comment on Facebook.
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I haven't been this frustrated since I found out the mall Santa was just a helper. How can I trust him to tell the real one I want a pony?
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Is your affection for tiny, skinny bitches compensating for a teeny tiny pecker? aww, bless your heart
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So, made it to 5 without commiting murder. However, there is still the commute home.
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In a text earlier-Monday (M), Tuesday (T) the rest of the week is WTF... seriously, who has the time to figure this out. Nevermind...
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When I die & go where ever I'm supposed to go, I'm not going to wish I had lost that extra 20lbs, I'm going to wish I'd ate another burger.
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