CONFIRMATION Torres will win the Golden Boot as he has played less minutes for his 3 goals, 1 assist than Mario Gomez #ESP 4-0 #ITA

Uh-oh - it seems Sky's Richard Keys could be about to go the same way as Andy Gray, after another video is leaked http://tinyurl.com/4qcrsxf

NEW NEWS Paul Scholes re-joins Manchester United and is on the bench for today's FA Cup tie at Manchester City #MUFC #MCFC

INFOGRAPHIC How Messi broke Muller's record – amazing statistical imagery  http://bit.ly/Uwd7H7  @barcastuff

PSEUDONEWS Inter pass on John Carew after medical shows he is John Carew (by @backofthenetfft)  http://fft.sm/15n9TJV 

PSEUDONEWS John Arne Riise’s brother also plays for #Fulham, reports shocked John Arne Riise (by @back_of_the_net) http://t.co/jr5KwVdU

FEATURE Steve Bruce unable to explain rules of football to six-year-old child (by @back_of_the_net's John Foster) http://t.co/m4Iz4cP2

PSEUDONEWS Biting not offensive in Uruguay, claims Suarez - merely 'a wink with the jaws' (by @backofthenetfft)  http://fft.sm/11y2rJp  #LFC

PSEUDONEWS Sterling asked to stop muttering own commentary during matches (by @backofthenetfft)  http://bit.ly/SmpLoW  #LFC

PSEUDONEWS @back_of_the_net: Leo Messi thought "Gary Cahill" was just an English idiom http://t.co/6iFRynuA #FCB #CFC #UCL

PSEUDONEWS All Michael Owen transfer rumours apparently started by Michael Owen (by @backofthenetfft) http://t.co/go8RMLBK #LFC #MUFC #NUFC

PSEUDONEWS Biting not offensive in Uruguay, claims Suarez - merely 'a wink with the jaws' (by @backofthenetfft)  http://fft.sm/11y2rJp  #LFC

PSEUDONEWS Callum McManaman visits Massadio Haidara's severed leg in hospital (by @backofthenetfft)  http://fft.sm/113UU5c  #WAFC #NUFC

PSEUDONEWS #Rangers boss McCoist could be forced into Question of Sport return (by @backofthenetfft) http://t.co/KMWx69Tv

PSEUDONEWS #QPR told they have to sign Julio Cesar before they can transfer list him (by @backofthenetfft) http://t.co/EtNSKBgX

REPORT Ronaldo: “Ronaldo? Ronaldo, Ronaldo, Ronaldo. Ronaldo-Ronaldo. Ronaldo!” (by @backofthenetfft) http://t.co/XuovwO8F #POR #CZE

FEATURE De Gea: If I stare at the floodlights, I see angels (by @back_of_the_net) http://t.co/adL7p0Xv

PSEUDONEWS Real Madrid to leave Jose Mourinho at the end of the season (by @backofthenetfft)  http://bit.ly/VhSU4h  #RMCF

PSEUDONEWS Sturridge's Liverpool move held up by fact ‘squillion’ not an actual number (by @backofthenetfft)  http://fourfourtwo.com/blogs/backofthenet/archive/2012/12/21/botn-sturridge-s-liverpool-move-held-up-by-fact-squillion-not-an-actual-number.aspx … #LFC #CFC

PSEUDONEWS Berbatov transfer listed for talking about death too much (by @back_of_the_net) http://t.co/8HN87EMr #MUFC