Jay Paterno: "The Holocaust is merely one chapter of Hitler's life"

#15ThingsGirlsHate reductive hashtags that assume all females are one monolithic group that despise the same things?

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're dead. We're all dead. We've collided with the moon and we're dead.

THEY TOOK OUR JOBBBBBBBS

Javale McGee was traded to Denver, because execs thought it'd be funny to see how his brain operates on less oxygen.

#AskFlocka is the current state and progression of humanity leading towards a higher social order or relative social destruction?

#AskFlocka is it possible for words and concepts to have objective meanings, or are all definitions at their core subjective?

.@barackobama why did you let Breaking Bad lose

"If you don't dock here, your boat isn't cool."- Pier pressure

As Westley and Buttercup's marriage progressed, every "As you wish" became increasingly bitter and sarcastic.

Stop comparing Casey Anthony to OJ Simpson. Casey Anthony would have been terrible in the Naked Gun movies.

Last year I played #McDMonopoly every meal for a month. I then had to play #McDOperation.

R. Kelly spends his summer running around the beach looking for kids with jellyfish stings.

Adele just high fived Daniel Craig, in case you were wondering what maximum awesome looks like

#AskFlocka do you believe Zeno's Paradox proves that there is no real relative change? do proofs by contradiction hold actual weight?

Just saw a mother goat and father goat fighting. God, I hope they stay together for the kids.

"If there's a problem, yo, I'll solve it."- Vanilla Ice, Attorney at Law.

Todd Akin lost, after surprisingly failing to carry the ever-important "children of rape" demographic

Hurricane Irene update from Virginia: light shower causes mild icky feeling between flip-flop and toe. More horror stories to follow.

I thought an individual mandate meant seeing MAGIC MIKE by myself