7. Not all of us are born to be smart. Don't steal tweets or attempt to be smart. That's why there's a 'RT' button.

#NigerianMumQuotes If I hear pim.

Do Nigerian celebrities ignore other mentions from their fans & reply those from their celebrity friends or is it just coincidence?

"If there is any reason why these two shouldn't be joined in Holy Matrimony, please step forward"

Someone enters with nude tweetpic.

"Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plan your revenge."

2. Not everybody on this site is your friend. People are waiting for your scandal.

6. Don't follow your siblings, or your lover or your relations

1. Always assume you're ugly.

8. Honour thy twitter fathers and mothers so that your days shall be long.

5. Don't 'famz' anybody. It can only get worse.

"We have approached the -Ember Months. May you and your family members never be killed during these months. Amen"

3. Don't struggle to be funny. If you can't be funny, just 'LOL'

Bimbo wants a serious Yoruba man for relationship. She's 22, 08062178791.

4. Don't upload pictures of your food. It's always referred to as 'struggle'

LMAO RT @thatdeltaboy: U'd enter some pple's kitchen.Everything na 'Kunle weds Tola', 'Sola weds Funmi' 'Adieu Papa' 'Adieu Mama''Ola is 40'

Your avatar. RT @bigdovee: But seriously All u girls talking. Put a pic without makeup on here. Most yall look d same wen u get in bed.

RIP to those tweets that were in the brain for a while but not enough vocabulary to compose.

#TeamWeStayHomeOnFridayNight

10. Thou shall not covet thy fellow tweep's lover or goods.

*Girl brings friend into boyfriend's mention* *Boy follows friend and starts DMing* *Dumps girlfriend for friend*