Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I bet your life hates you too.
The world would be a better place without national pride or religious pride.
Cigarettes don't kill people. They keep the world population under control. It's all about looking at the big picture.
Batman > Superman. Thinking otherwise makes you a retard.
Looking at the #GUC related tweets, I can honestly say that I've seen happier people at funerals.
Your mom is Stifler's Mom.
Video killed the radio star.
ALL-NEW EPISODES of South Park start on Wednesday, September 25th!
Joey: Ducks or clowns? Flip a coin. Ducks for heads, cuz ducks have heads.
Chandler: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
In a perfect world, if you die before graduation, your university should reimburse all your past tuition fees to your parents.
You're like a condom in a cow's ass... useless!
If you're ever out of this country and you say "I miss Egypt", you should go fuck yourself with 10 inches of black... you get my point!
People are replaceable. Don't let anyone convince you otherwise.
Cheer up, because depression is too mainstream.
When Bassem Youseff brought up the whole "take me to places I don't like", my reaction was "What? Like anal?".