Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I bet your life hates you too.
The world would be a better place without national pride or religious pride.
Cigarettes don't kill people. They keep the world population under control. It's all about looking at the big picture.
Batman > Superman. Thinking otherwise makes you a retard.
Looking at the #GUC related tweets, I can honestly say that I've seen happier people at funerals.
Your mom is Stifler's Mom.
People are more provoked by spoilers in movies/games/TV series than by someone saying something lewd and lascivious about their mothers.
Fuck off. When you get there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off till you get back here. Then fuck off again
I would like to change my Facebook relationship status to "Asexual".
I'm associated with narcissism,
self-centeredness, social awkwardness, and emotional handicap. I can still sleep at night.
If you're ever out of this country and you say "I miss Egypt", you should go fuck yourself with 10 inches of black... you get my point!
People are replaceable. Don't let anyone convince you otherwise.
Cheer up, because depression is too mainstream.
When Bassem Youseff brought up the whole "take me to places I don't like", my reaction was "What? Like anal?".
"ماذا رأيتم من الله حتى تكرهوا شريعته؟". We don't hate the Shari'ah, we just hate you, you retarded jizz-rags!
According to the many Twitter bios that I have read, there are plenty of people under my bed.