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The married girl at lunch said she had a joint account. The weedhead at lunch, properly timed, said he had a joint account too
"Drake promotes mental health and well being. Leaving all that gangsta shit bottled up will give you a stroke" - natl psychiatric institute
I just found out Scandal is back tonight. What's the over/under on how many almost cry faces Olivia will make before the show ends?
Curren$y said he can "take 10 g's and make 20 more 10 g's with that." Thats murdering the portfolio any financial advisor could set up for u
Like anyone was really keeping stats during Ice Cube's alleged triple double on that good day he claims to have had
Funnily, Microsoft stock is at its highest since 2000 bc they announce Microsoft Office for iPad. If you can't beat em...
I feel like such a hater but the $85k gift bags at the Oscars irritate me. Thats the extravagant rich shit people hate. Coulda been charity
Dude said "rappers scream M.O.B. and then you find they broke AND married"
Watch every iPhone user, that that tried to lie & say android screens are too big, want the iPhone with the bigger screen
New study says a payday loan, on avg, leads to a sequence of 10 more loans with avg APR 133%. I knew those things were the devil but damn
The pool at this hotel stays packed, which is weird to me bc I have zero interest in a pool that is right beside the crystal clear Caribbean
This old lady at work asked me did I want to taste her sausage. If I asked a woman at work that, I'd be in trouble
None of the black oscar wins last night helped out my financial situation or granted me any rights so excuse me if I could care less
I have 12 ebay auction going right now. Im basically having an online yard sale
It just started snowing in dc. Ain't it about to be april?
Thinking youre a unique snowflake has to become some kind of recognized psychiatric disorder
I just saw a girl accept and complete the challenge of stuffing 6 giant mint balls things in her mouth. That happened
a crazy government lawyer who sees crazy stuff in Richmond, Bmore, and DC. my tweets are all real, unless youre a fed, then its all fiction & jokes