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The married girl at lunch said she had a joint account. The weedhead at lunch, properly timed, said he had a joint account too
I just found out Scandal is back tonight. What's the over/under on how many almost cry faces Olivia will make before the show ends?
Curren$y said he can "take 10 g's and make 20 more 10 g's with that." Thats murdering the portfolio any financial advisor could set up for u
I feel like such a hater but the $85k gift bags at the Oscars irritate me. Thats the extravagant rich shit people hate. Coulda been charity
This old lady at work asked me did I want to taste her sausage. If I asked a woman at work that, I'd be in trouble
None of the black oscar wins last night helped out my financial situation or granted me any rights so excuse me if I could care less
They changed the soap in our work bathroom to industrial government scent. I rather wash my hands with just water now
Possibly ironically, I have been unable to stay focused while working on this kid's ADHD case for a while now
FedEx express has to be the stupidest name ever. Its like they forgot the Ex already stood for express
They have walmart grocery stores in Alabama. Not walmarts with grocery stores but walmarts with only groceries. Whole different sign & all
Gay people are intellectual property thugs. They just jacked rainbows and equal signs like "say something"
I kinda like those Tiffanys SB dunks that come out 2day. Plus u get to tell ur girl u bought tiffany's & then see her face when she realizes
a crazy government lawyer who sees crazy stuff in Richmond, Bmore, and DC. my tweets are all real, unless youre a fed, then its all fiction & jokes