Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Ruby was just waiting until Tuesday.
Mets is French for "I'm sorry, but I cannot accept this gift."
Bay Meets Wall #MetsClassicSitcoms
The #Knicks will have the last laugh when the arena in Miami burns down because the fire extinguisher is broken.
Nothing screams "I'm so above this stupidity and immaturity" quite like monitoring it and offering a running derisive commentary.
Makes sense the Mets lineup is sponsored by Geico because that owl just looked it over and said "Who? Who? Who?"
"I'd rather be a slow turtle." - Lucas Duda
LOLOLOL Yankee fan calls WFAN to ask "Mike, do you think the knuckleball should be outlawed from baseball?"
Terry Collins just turned to Dan Warthen and said "Get Torres up in the bullpen."
Legalize same-sex marijuana
I love the #Mets, I love you Mets fans. The sun will come up tomorrow. Nick Swisher will still be universally reviled. Keep calm & carry on.
The Stanley Cup would've caught that but I don't compare sports.
Mets, indie rock, laughter. Don't be specious & we'll be fine. PLEASE NOTE: If you're blocked it's because I don't find your tweets entertaining or informative.