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If anything, Pussy Riot's only crime was against music.
Ducks never do "human face" in a photo. They think it's lame.
The red carpet interviewer is the most lame, pathetic creature in Hollywood...next to the guy who impregnated Natalie Portman. I'm a hater.
Santa knows if u r sleeping, awake, if you've been bad or good because he's following your updates. Social networking makes his job easier.
My mom never bought me toy guns. She bought me legos so I could build more destructive imaginary weapons.
Colleague calls my extension, interrupting my creative zone, to ask me how to spell "superheroes." I reply "g-o-o-g-l-e."
My brain waves feel like cranial tsunamis crashing against the shore of my skull. Maybe this is why my pulse can be measured in Richter.
Myspace is like an American town where all they have is high school football, a closed down factory & meth. No one from there wants 2 return
There's a lock on my fridge. Flatmates kept taking my beer. So I Locked my fridge. Drunkenly Lost my key. Fucking Hungry. Fucking Asswipes.
Fear leads to anger.Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. And that, my friends, is the path to the Dark Side. I should turn back now
"I wished to come here and say that I am a man who does not exist for others." - Howard Roark