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I hate college basketball...too many white dudes on the court.
The tears of a single white female taste like rice cakes & lean cuisine
SMOKE DMT GET TATTOOS FUCK YOUR DADS ACCOUNTANT
Someone I went to HS with just caught me inside a CVS buying cigarettes and wearing Ugg boots
it's only illegal if I get caught
GET NAKED (I got a plan)
If Heidi & Seal can't make it last, there's no hope for the rest if us. That was like a real life Beauty & the Beast
Toxic by Britney Spears is better than any Beatles song ever
What do you mean I can't call your dad hot? Freedom of speech LOOK IT UP.
Does this mean all the white trash hicks I went to HS with will stop posting those FB statuses about how much they hate Obama now?
"~always hungry ~ always horny~"
Were you dudes always this soft or did that frank ocean album really affect y'all that much?
Why can't I instagram your divorce papers?
All y'all NYers shoulda voted at my hood hippie spot in the village. Hot junkies, celeb spotting & an old lady tellin me she liked my hair
IMAGINE IF I WAS YOUR STEPMOM
"I don't go to white strip clubs cuz watching some flatass bitch dance to Closer by NIN is the last thing I need to see"
Guys under 25 should find different hobbies other than pretending to be DJs and masturbating
I DON'T FEAR GOD. I FEAR NANCY GRACE.