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Scientists discover new element: Santorium. "It's fucking crazy; don't touch it."
"what chips do you want baby" he called romantically from across the Subway dining room
When we build a spaceship to heaven don't be surprised if it looks exactly like Cracker Barrel
I need some of that Lion King action
Ma'am I'm with the culture police. This is a citation for non-ironic usage of "YOLO."
If there was a universal signal for being a giant douchebag it would be the chin-strap beard
Whiskey is fracking. Whiskey is not fracking. Whiskey. (hand clap) whiskey whiskey.
For every 1.5K women on $3K birth control we could afford a $4.5 million Predator drone to Protect Our Freedoms. #SandraFluke
(Black) Star Fox
A guide to discussing politics with friends: talk about The Teevee instead.
The photon torpedoes rip a tear in the side of the freighter, sending 30 megatons of shemale porn in to the inky vacuum of space
All your ex-girlfriends are beating StarFox 64 with their new boyfriends RIGHT NOW
Scenes of unimaginable life and beauty and traffic jams
Master of the dojo at the School of Several Farts
I put on my best sunglasses and dance with your grandma. She's enchanted. I'm your new grandpa.
I'm learning a lot about music(s).
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