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Scientists discover new element: Santorium. "It's fucking crazy; don't touch it."

"what chips do you want baby" he called romantically from across the Subway dining room

When we build a spaceship to heaven don't be surprised if it looks exactly like Cracker Barrel

I need some of that Lion King action

Ma'am I'm with the culture police. This is a citation for non-ironic usage of "YOLO."

If there was a universal signal for being a giant douchebag it would be the chin-strap beard

Whiskey is fracking. Whiskey is not fracking. Whiskey. (hand clap) whiskey whiskey.

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For every 1.5K women on $3K birth control we could afford a $4.5 million Predator drone to Protect Our Freedoms. #SandraFluke

(Black) Star Fox

A guide to discussing politics with friends: talk about The Teevee instead.

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All your ex-girlfriends are beating StarFox 64 with their new boyfriends RIGHT NOW

Scenes of unimaginable life and beauty and traffic jams

Master of the dojo at the School of Several Farts

I put on my best sunglasses and dance with your grandma. She's enchanted. I'm your new grandpa.

I'm learning a lot about music(s).

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