Obama rhymes with Ohana. Ohana means family & family means nobody gets left behind. Mitt rhymes with shit.

LOOK HOW HAPPY THE KEY HOLDER IS!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/51hWVOrn

Rih's forehead is 2 minutes older than her

*Predicts a Cheerio bra to be worn by @katyperry sometime this month*

RT if you were apart of the crazy MTN orgy.

THE STAGES OF HOMOSEXUALITY: 1.Closeted, 2.Bisexual, 3.Gay, 4.Flamboyant, 5. MarcMonster, 6.Chris Crocker, 7. AIDSy

"I'm not touching a magazine with Beyonce on the cover because I might contract talent." - @misskeribaby

The Scheisse video is set to be an approximate 23 minute mini-movie consisting of Gaga going to the zoo & cleaning Lauriann's litter box.

CONFIRMED: The Marry The Night music video will consist of Gaga and Taylor fucking for approximately an hour. That's all.

Ciara spotted selling hotdogs in the stands

@azealiabanks no I hate gays too and I suck a lot of dick

Sold out show like @ladygaga pic.twitter.com/94oqNXJC

HA! It's Fat Amy pic.twitter.com/nYsvU4vr

RT if you think TTT will fail to make it to #1 once again and all fanbases will join forces and make fun of Rihtard in unison.

Sex change, abortion, OD? Watch, it'll just be a simple "I chose to be in a hospital because thats where I gave birth to my Little Monsters"

LMFAO RT @tobeymonster: My faves are bigger and better http://t.co/GEN01Pj2

#BornThisWayEraMemories http://t.co/wvPQmq4p

IS KATY REALLY DRESSING UP AS A FUCKING MAN FOR HER NEXT VIDEO?? I'm getting a headache http://t.co/Nfj3khfg

I CANNOT @ this fake ATRL forum between Gaga, Beysus, Katy, Brit, Rihanna, Adele, & Madonna. I'm still in tears. http://t.co/jt2gw9Qw

Gaga looks good when she shows her forehead, unlike others..... @rihanna