THAT AWKWARD FUCK YOU MOMENT!

New Followers Are Awesome!

Totally Awesome!

FUCK THIS TWEET! RT @confusedlush This shit is papayas. P.A.P.A.Y.A.S.

FUCK THIS TWEET! RT @chorepush: It's better to get pissed off than on.

FUCK THIS TWEET! RT @coastiefish I mean, eventually we're all going to run out of shit to say, right?

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RT @confusedlush: This mall has gone to shit. Time to build one further from the bus routes.

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RT @annoyeduniverse: I wish it was 1947 so I could call bitches "doll face".

Accidental Anal Is Awesome!

RT @katiesue96: Hate when you go from having an awesome day, to a horrible one:/

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RT @annoyeduniverse: Sperm Whales cum out of nowhere. (shittest tweet ever)

FUCK THIS TWEET! RT @confusedlush: Ladies, stop getting so upset with us, you need to understand...guys are just dumb.

FUCK THIS TWEET! RT @c_j_commode At what age should a child stop sleeping with his mother? Asking for a friend.

FUCK THOSE GUYS!

RT @dramatic_girl: Lost a handful of followers today. Fuck em. I didn't like them anyway.

FUCK THIS TWEET! RT @edheenan: I hate myself more than you ever could ever hate me. Don't waste your time.

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RT @ghetto_trophy: Everybody send @'s to @annoyedworld!! He loves them and he's super friendly and ALWAYS replies :D

FUCK THIS TWEET! RT @annoyedworld: Just found the remote for the outside TV in my bed.

@ghetto_trophy HEY FUCK YOU TOO!

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RT @confusedlush: If two gingers scissor does it start a fire?

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RT @ghetto_trophy: My joke about the economy needs to be fixed.

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RT @thatstings: You better fuck one'a my tweets or I'm gonna FUCKING UNFOLLOW YOU! @fuckyoucup

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RT @ghetto_trophy: Q: Why did the American cross the road? A: To get to McDonalds.