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"Sorry I missed church today. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian."

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"What sexual position is your favorite?"

"The one where the dick is in my pussy."

Pffft! Stupid question.

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Every time I see the Alvin & the Chipmunks Sqeakquel commercials, I go find a real chipmonk and kick it through a fan.

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Patience is not one of my virtues. Hell, what am I talking about? Virtue is not one of my virtues.

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Classmate next to me said I smell like cigarettes. Well, guess what bitch, I think you smell like cunt. Don't fuck with me today.

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Watching news.
They said: More on Sarah Palin next..
I heard: Moron Sarah Palin next...
I'm going with my version.

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I suck at sexting. I'm more of an 'in real life' blow job kind of girl.

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Last night, husband said my new haircut/ color is "hot & fuckable", then he went to bed. Maybe my boyfriend will fuck me for it.

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Just figured out it's im-fucking-possile to get stars if you don't tweet anything. Who the hell is running this shithole dump?

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You say tomato...I say fuck you.

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This day needs more licks on my clit.

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Guys, don't even think that women don't masturbate all the time too. We do. A lot. Or maybe it's just me. I'm kinda sore now.

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Does this new bra make my tits look lonely? http://twitpic.com/d89rg

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Wanna know why witches don't wear panties? So they can get a better grip on their broom.

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Change in plans. Masturbate, cig, then nap. In that order. I should probably leave the nail salon first though. Thank you Saturday. Kisses!

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I hope 20 year olds fuck better than they did the last time I fucked a 20 year old...almost 20 years ago.

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I've decided to fuck the pain away...starting now.

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Sexting would be so much easier (and satisfying) if my phone was shaped like a dildo.

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Pound cake is not nearly as naughty as it sounds. And I am now embarrased.

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He can't be insane, I've never seen him at the meetings.

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