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Using fucking descriptive variable names is way more important than saving a few fucking characters.
Your health is more important than your fucking work.
Slow down and fucking enjoy what you're working on.
Learn a new fucking language this year.
No amount of fucking technical expertise can make up for a bad attitude.
Take a day off once in a fucking while.
Just go write some fucking code. Even if it's not fucking perfect the first fucking time
Solve one fucking problem at a time.
Focus on fucking code quality.
Document your fucking regular expressions.
Stay fucking calm.
Get off the computer and read a fucking book.
Computers don't employ fucking magic.
Don't hate on something before you've even fucking tried it.
Be fucking pessimistic when estimating your fucking deadlines.
Don't fucking sit down during a standup meeting.
Take a fucking break from twitter.
Reading and fucking understanding code is just as important as fucking writing it.
Make your meetings as short as fucking possible.
Consistently document your fucking hacks.