Using fucking descriptive variable names is way more important than saving a few fucking characters.

Your health is more important than your fucking work.

Slow down and fucking enjoy what you're working on.

Learn a new fucking language this year.

No amount of fucking technical expertise can make up for a bad attitude.

Take a day off once in a fucking while.

Just go write some fucking code. Even if it's not fucking perfect the first fucking time

Solve one fucking problem at a time.

Focus on fucking code quality.

Document your fucking regular expressions.

Stay fucking calm.

Get off the computer and read a fucking book.

Computers don't employ fucking magic.

Don't hate on something before you've even fucking tried it.

Be fucking pessimistic when estimating your fucking deadlines.

Don't fucking sit down during a standup meeting.

Take a fucking break from twitter.

Reading and fucking understanding code is just as important as fucking writing it.

Make your meetings as short as fucking possible.

Consistently document your fucking hacks.