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So it's come to this. An honest business man can't even scoop up 18 million tonnes of sea creatures to be mashed and fed to Europe's cats.
Of course, now the dangerous #occupy people can be held forever without charge. Ahh USA, how like Stalin's Russia you have become.
I would say, if you need an "Inbound marketing success kit" you're pretty much fucked. Also, stop trolling me. You dumb parasites.
When tattooing your eyelids, slip a teaspoon up underneath so the needle doesn't go through your eyeball. #russiancrimetattootip
When I lived there, St Kilda was awash with junkies dealers gangsters and pimps. It's gone downhill since then, though.
So many of our battlers, scraping by on a quarter mill a year, die alone. Face down in a small mountain of pure cocaine
Armstrong and Oprah should try to figure out how to make some money out of this.
Simple funeral idea 1: Sew a live chicken inside my chest, sew my corpse inside a live horse, and let the horse run towards the setting sun.
Plus, if we stop using money, really rich greedy bastards will have a lot of fuck all and no friends. #thatwouldcheermeup
Australian politics is now officially the most fucked thing in my orbit. I may ram a missile into myself so my path avoids it in future.
Apple's problem of too much money - $98 Billion too much - I have an idea. Pay the fucking workers who make your stuff. Health plans too.
Robert Doyle just dragged the queen away in a choke hold. You see Melbourne? This is why you can't have nice things.