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You guys still hanging around?
Why the fuck are you people still here
If there isn't a porn star out there with 44DD breasts and an unkempt bush named Harry Canyons, then I don't know what to think anymore.
My signature move for wanting to fuck is waking up.
Tonights sleep is brought to you by the letters B, for beer, and R, for Robaxin.
I have a Pinterest account in case you were wondering how in touch I was with my feminine side.
Now that Al Sharpton lost a bunch of weight, he looks like a puppet. Which is funny because that's what he really is.
If you can't put forth enough effort to tweet at least once a month, I can't put forth the effort to follow you...
Such a shame that Cory Monteith killed himself over George Zimmerman being acquitted.
Hey people named after cities, what's it like to turn tricks for money?
Oh, I gave you a cream pie? Must be my senility.
I didn't choose the midget tranny bi-racial porn. The midget tranny bi-racial porn chose me.
A rock in a shoe is pretty much the whole summation of my life.
We shouldn't be surprised that Asiana Airlines Flight 214 crashed. Have you ever seen asian drivers?
Time to start drinking because alcoholism doesn't wait on sobriety.
"Fuck those hosers south of us. We will make our OWN national holiday right before theirs. Good idea, eh? Oh. Sorry 'bout that." -Canadians
When I go to stip clubs I insist on them playing Slayer so it can be Raining Blood.
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