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Eenie, meenie, miney, mo. You ain't nothing but a hoe. U think you're cool, u think you're classy. Reality Check: You're really trashy. ;)
U jerk; i dougie. ur cool; I'm epic. ur Fresh; i'm Fly. u Kid; i Joke. u walk; i swag. u dream; I believe. ur Different; i'm Original!
Google turned 12 this year, so now we have 1 more year to use it before it turns into a teenager and wont answer anything!
Selena 2OO9: "He is like my younger brother." 2O1O: "We're just friends." 2O11: "We're dating." 2O12: "I'm pregnant." LOL
Oh wow. you're really gonna fight me over the internet? What's the worst you can do, caps-lock my ass? ;P
Real friends don't get offended when you call them bitch, hoe or slut. They smile and call you something more offensive.
Girl: "I'm breaking up with u." Boy: "Ok, can I get a last hug?" *Girl hugs boy* Girl: "Wait, are u covered in glue?" Boy: "Heh.." ;) R-T
“HeY dUdE wHaTs uP?!” Bitch, is your caps lock having a seizure?
I hate when I gently toss my phone onto my bed and it decides to ricochet off 3 walls, Knock over a lamp, and hit a cat.
A girl in China lost her virginity at 12, her name was "SUM YUNG HO". R-T if you get it 'D
Did you ever wish you could die, but be alive at your funeral. Just to see who would be there, just to see who would cry
Twinkle Twinkle little slut, You Like Dick inside your butt.
When shit goes down and sides are taken, you find out who was real and who was fakin'.
What happens in an exam : Tik tok, Mind block, Pen stop, Eye pop, Full shock, Jaw drop, Time up, No Luck.
Writing. Like. This. Doesn’t. Make. Your. Point. Any. Stronger. It. Makes. It. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma.
►Old meaning of SORRY= "I wont do it again." ►New meaning of SORRY= "Damn i got caught. Next time i needa be more careful & EXTRA sneaky."
A snail that meows, a squirrel in an astronaut suit, a crab with a whale as a daughter, The creators of SPONGEBOB were obviously high.
During a test, people look up for inspiration, down for devastation, and left and right for information. ;D
You can't laugh at the same joke again and again, but WHY do you keep crying over the same thing over and over again?
Don't Judge a Book by its cover unless the book is a Fucking Annoying Bitch who needs to Be High Fived in the Face with a Chair!
How did we even waste time before Twitter? *Parody*