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The high point of my 34th birthday will be masturbating and the low point will be masturbating... the third time. #loselose
No one has ever been able to tell me what grows if you plant birdseed. This question plagues me to this day!
I just drove by a place called Tulsa Bone & Joint. I am sorry to report that it wasn't a brothel/drug store.
Hey Wichita, I'll be performing on May 5 at Ernie Biggs (Central & Rock) w/ @diswiz316, @dannyparty, @dillonnarcisi and others. Come see us.
An endomorphic mountaintop water drop who tells jokes for money and/or chicken strips. I can please me some ladies, too.