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Short kid: "How's the weather up there?" Tall kid: *Spits on the short kids head* "It's raining."
Just because I don't start the conversation first doesn't mean I don't wanna talk.
I hate drifting away from people who you use to be so close to, worst feeling ever
Dear Wikipedia, I love you. I lost the count of how many times you`ve done my Homework.
You're at starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, I've never seen one before.
No matter how sad I am, I am still gonna make everyone laugh :)