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  • FunnyXL
      Funny XL @FunnyXL

    Short kid: "How's the weather up there?" Tall kid: *Spits on the short kids head* "It's raining."

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    salzaaquinaBritish_PrnCeSSJemna_MarblesToAllTeens
  • FunnyXL
      Funny XL @FunnyXL

    Just because I don't start the conversation first doesn't mean I don't wanna talk.

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    British_PrnCeSSAgentGator22Jemna_MarblesToAllTeens
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      Funny XL @FunnyXL

    I hate drifting away from people who you use to be so close to, worst feeling ever

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    British_PrnCeSSJemna_MarblesToAllTeens
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      Funny XL @FunnyXL

    Dear Wikipedia, I love you. I lost the count of how many times you`ve done my Homework.

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    Jemna_MarblesToAllTeens
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      Funny XL @FunnyXL

    You're at starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, I've never seen one before.

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No matter how sad I am, I am still gonna make everyone laugh :)