@FussySaffa's (Mrs Joshua Homme) most faved Tweets...
I plan to become a Jehova’s Witness on my deathbed – so when I die, then at least there’ll be one less of ‘em
Being called a slut at my age is a huge compliment, as it presupposes that I’ve still got what it takes
My mother always told me that guys like the good girls. Having spent 4 months on Twitter, I now wonder what else that woman lied about
Got a friend request from some stranger on Facebook. What an ignorant moron. As if I would communicate with random strangers
For all you dejected and cheerless people out there, take solace in the fact that Prince Charles is 61 and still lives with his mom
I wish you people would use your own photographs, having a crush on a random avatar makes me feel like a pervert
Told husband excitedly that I got a DM from Sween. He asked what the hell a DM and a Sween was. He sooo lives in the real world. Loser
Just explained to colleague that not liking her wasn’t the same as disliking her. I hate this obsession with being liked! PLEASE star this
If the waitress in Pizza Express is reading this – please will you clear away our empty plates and take our dessert order?
I like my Twitter Friends although I have never met them.
I like my Twitter Friends because I have never met them.
Discuss
I like my Twitter Friends because I have never met them.
Discuss
My husband just tuts at me when I'm drunk. You people give me stars. And he wonders why I spend more time with you
In real life I don’t tend to hang out with drug crazed, sex obsessed alcoholics, but on Twitter I really enjoy the company of my followers
Dear God, please bring back Morrison, Cobain and Hutchence. I offer you Kanye, Mika and the Sugababes in return. Thanks
Yes, gym dude, I think the fact that I can see that you’re circumcised is enough evidence of your shorts being too tight
What does a man say after the most mind-blowing orgasm he has ever had in his life?
"Thank you FussySaffa"
"Thank you FussySaffa"
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