#DuringSexIHateWhen I have vietnam flashbacks

#DuringSexIHateWhen I have the compulsive urge to start rapping

Gabe Newell is basically the Willa Wonka of the Video Game Industry

New rule: if you hear gangnam style, you have to dance

I'm going back in time to warn George Washington that everyone wants to fuck cartoons in the future

She takes you to her crib. It's a crib #ShesToYOUNG4YouBro

Gabe Newell confirmed for Santa Claus

I highly encourage everyone who sees Dark Knight Rises to sing Kiss From A Rose when credits start rolling

I've been playing video games for 20 years and I don't like calling myself a gamer

I think everyone should work a retail/fast food job for a year

If I don't get #FF 'd at least 100 times tomorrow, I will commit sudoku

Lets break into a Best Buy and rub magnets on everything

Dear everyone, image macros are not memes. Signed, the internet

PS you are giving me cancer

#SadIceCreamFlavors Pistachioh-no-youre-adopted

WIll Ferrell does his Bush impression for 90 minutes and Zach Galifianakis does his best to stay sober. Saved you ten bucks #TheCampaign

Twitter isnt about gaining followers, its about telling people that a hobo saw your penis while you were trying to piss in a cup in public

it takes 0 muscles to not give a shit

Theres a name for people who shame others in what they like:


”fucking assholes”

Autistic man who identifies himself as a flying mammal beats up juggalos #BatmanArkhamAsylum

”I only watch the superbowl for the commercials” -People who like getting fucked in the ass