Who's keen to recreationally abuse heaps of RU486 this weekend?

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@50cent why not donate some of that $$$ to the people of australia being devoed by floods you rich cunt

@mpaperz lol no

THE DATE SOUNDS LIKE WORDS FROM THE MOVIE GEDDIT?

Imagine watching Bane instead of RADLOCK tonight.

Proof once again that Australians only seem to care when white people get blown up.

@mouldylung smoke ice from a shoe for lord Krishna rip art house

Nothing is funnier than when alpha-males physically puff up when you look at their girlfriends.

Oh, look what I found (ft @eyehand69)  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tj6dMzeNbI …

Urrbrae High School still has the ugliest students.

If you don't do 'all day breakfast', fuck you, your family and I hope your cafe burns down. Don't tell me what to do.

Nothing gets a pissed jock cunt interpretive dancing like Bohemian Rhapsody.

Nothing brings out people's inner dog cunt like getting on or off a plane.

So last night @mpaperz actually came to the club and threw bows to Bone Crusher - Never Scared and I was proud.

Every cunt wants a a club photo to tag themselves in tomoz

Needles were sickkk but you know what's sicker? Knowing you are the best smelling person in the room. Thank you Tom Ford. Fuck you crusties.

@creamydick69 "OMG Morpheus I just want to dance at this nu-metal hacker goth rave FOREVER!" 😍😲😱

AUSSIE! AUSSIE! AUSSIE! RT @abcnews: NT woman jailed for fatally stabbing friend during drunken dispute over meat pie http://t.co/BJy2Br81

"I thought he might have a mail order bride cos he's into Buddhism n all that jazz."