On 21/12/2012, all humans are going to die ....... except for Sabah, of course.

@ahmadesseily To earn enemies, all what you need to do is talk.

Where do women pee? ... Because all I ever see are signs for Men and Scottish Men !

As long as it doesn't require getting up from my bed, I'm in.

There's only one thing Chuck Norris can't beat: Cairo Traffic.

Life is just a long, connected series of Youtube buffering.

My followers are apparently allergic to retweeting :(

Mother Earth, Mother Egypt, Mother Teresa, Mamma Mia, ANA EBN MEEN FIHOM YA DADA?!

There are two kinds of smart people: Hard-working & Lazy. Hard-working smart people win Nobel Prizes .... the lazy ones join Twitter.

#FF If @kaiirahman doesn't reach 500 followers today I'm going to San Francisco & I'll blow up Twitter's fuckin headquarters.

I love my computer ........... all of my cool friends live in it.

There's a special place in hell for people who reply with "No comment" to any question.

David 'Beckam'? Howa can bi 5amsa wi nos, bas delwa2ty fi 7agm as3'ar bi talata bas.

Can you please tell your mom to tell your dad to never have sex again? Kefaya enta wi tana7tak!

#SeriousQuestion Is having a Twitter crush normal?

If you're happy & you know it sign out of Twitter.

'Hot' is when you want to get into her pants. 'Beautiful' is when you want to just keep looking at her face for eternity.

1) I can't count. 5) I told you I can't count. C) For the last time asshole, I can't fuckin count!

Da enty mesh 'tant', enty 'cunt'.

Twitter; because you need a place to make fun of your friends on Facebook.