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Pretty sure Chris McCandless would not have had to go "Into The Wild" to discover his authentic self if there had been Twitter back in '92
oh well *disperses like dandelion seeds
What the hell happened with video games to make every single game involve shooting a fucking dog? I don't want to shoot dogs & I always lose
"This is the worst thing I've ever done," said Jodi Arias. (Nice to know she's never done anything worse than stabbing a dude 29 times.)
No one cared about Cap'n Crunch when he was a Lieut'n'nt Com'nd'r
OH MY GOD WHO GIVES A FUCK
Do you believe puppy love can bloom even on a battlefield
THANKS GAIUS BALTAR NOW SHOW THE FUCKING GAME
Party Zone Mozzarella Sticks Serving Suggestion: "Just don't"
girl are you times new roman size 12 because anybody who knows any better avoids you at all costs
As much as I enjoy coffee, if you ever watched me drink one while I work, it’d look a little like Doc Brown drinking whiskey.
A Justin Bieber fan just called me a loser.
"Fucking time zones. How do they work?" Well, you see, the Earth is like a pretty ball and it spins around every 24 hours. So you see . . .
Yes, I'm aware that "owned" is a mis-spelling of "pwned" which makes it even more irritating
Aspiring cinematographer. USC Film Production class of '15.