@jacksonpearce kind of feel sorry for the store that now has to take orders all day.

Just got a call that a river a Coomera has broken it's banks. (unconfirmed)

“@cosmicjester: After reading the website I still have no idea what occupy Melbourne is protesting against"

Not enough 4S stock.

Waiting for sunset at Glenelg. It hasn't fricken moved for half hour. I think it's stuck.

#daylightsavingsbrokethesun http://t.co/2nGdy5V

@laurenlee_ don't get the Where's Wally audio book. Awful.
"Man in car"
"Woman with pram"
"Wally"
"Girl with ice cream"
And so on...

@markbate MEAT IS MURDER! Tasty tasty murder.

According to a new survey, employees with mustaches earn about 8 percent more...

Unless they're strippers.

I ♥ keeping my Twitter friends & followers lists clean and tidy with http://twerpscan.com, the anti-fool contact management tool! :)

“@cosmicjester: So I got a kindle, it’s pretty rad. What books should I be reading?”

The iPad User Guide.

“@goldcoastgirl: ...so I stopped and got drink&food from hungry jacks. Lucky them!”

The owner can finally afford that Mercedes!

Robina Town Centre. Unconfirmed reports that a man was shot twice outside the Telstra shop

Teach him to return an Android tablet.

Good news everyone! I found what was making the smell in my fridge!

Oh no... I think it's planning a counter atta

@kelsbells theyre changing their slogan from "Lovin it" to "you're drunk, we're open"!

There's a girl here looking at her photos on what appears to be some sort of paper. WTF?????

Hey Singapore! Make a few less bright lime green iPhone cases and a few more prepaid micro-sims to go in them.

You're welcome!

Good news everyone! I now have an Infinity Pool!

Comic Con is coming to Australia! Adelaide and Melbourne this year. Thanks @markvovo for the tip!

Warm up game with @cosmicjester ! #GCTub http://t.co/Tdju2yxn

Got to get ice before I open the arcade.

@gctubr some of the selection for Saturday's GCtub. http://t.co/uas2Ubqc