Well shock horror, the most momentous thing today is that Mrs Obama got some bloke called Jason Wu to design her dress!

While I am unsure about many things about today boy do we do this sort of thing well. #thatcherfuneral

“@saggydaddy: This came through door today from UKIP. Talk about inciting racial hatred pic.twitter.com/R6FZw9w9wq” 2nd para sounds like Hitler

“@bmc875: Brian Taylor is a knob. That is all.” is this code for "they don't like it up em"

Jo Brand has just compared Scotland to N Korea and Alex Salmond to Kim il Sung. She's in trouble from the cyber Nats now!!!

I predict all the Nats will say Nicola wins and all the Unionists will say Michael wins #scotnight

Ah the intellectual behemoth that is Pete Wishart .

That guy doping horses appealing his 'harsh' 8 year ban. Make it a life ban!

@zseward That's getting up towards Bhopal or World Trade Center numbers!

So how come if Scotland generates 9.6% of UK revenues incl oil and gas, that is now translated to whisky & oil r propping the UK economy up?

I prefer the term considered to 'evidence based' - it's about ideas and principals as much as policies

@liamrudden I find it amazing to think the first Dr born in 1909 - an actual Edwardian!

@geniusindisgize no

@stephentall no - I think there may be cross over. Why did they never make Carry On Voting about the Sodemall South By Election?

Arthur Donaldson #indyhour

Why is Sellafield being shutdown on a controlled way due to snow and rain - doesn't Cumbria get snow and rain!!!

@ahmnohere without who?

Watching Shetland - when does the dysfunctional devil worship start?

Watching Shetland - it is so very very far away from London.

@loveandgarbage @robdelaney I think Donald has a great hairstyle - it lends him such gravitas.