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At a local bank the ATM says "Please insert your plastic acess card." As opposed to the one I made out of chicken wire and paper mache??
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My husband would probably be a vegetarian if bacon grew on trees.
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Ponder this: Earth may be the insane asylum of the universe.
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Hubby is on his way home!!! I FEEL A SIN COMIN' ON!
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I am apparently a FUCKIN CRAZY FREAK MAGNET!
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Just wanted to say I have the best hubby ever & I am so lucky to be his wife. He still gives me butterflies after 12 1/2 years.
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Some people should NEVER be allowed to breed!!!
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Just saw a woman walk into a restaraunt wearing duct tape over her cooch & nipples & a body stocking. True the whores come out at Halloween!
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Missing my hubby like crazy!!!
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What's your name? #3wordsaftersex
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Stupid drivers make me a little homicidal
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What do you call a dead blond in a closet?? A 1978 hide & seek champion. #doitfordiva
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That was quick #3wordsaftersex
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Thank you NEXT #3wordsaftersex
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My AMAZING hubby just installed my new GE front load washer. I'm so excited!!!
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Just saw an adult woman in downtown Boise wearing big ass fuzzy boots & a childs fairy costume. #godwhatafuckingwhore
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@mtrazz FB drives me crazy...I get reprimanded for saying Fuck constantly "my kids might see it" well get your Fuckin kids off the computer!
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Patientce is a virtue...but flipping someone off feels great.
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Dolly Parton on Jay Leno: "The first thing I do in the morning is put my clothes on and go home." Gotta love that woman.
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Ok you can just call me the Christmas light whisperer.
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