“@itsdannytosh: Bama vs ND pic.twitter.com/8tdBYOuJ”

“@fillwerrell: *Sends risky text* 15 seconds later no reply.
"Oh God what have I done!"”

@chrisme_imirish hahahahahaha u just said ur wet

Fuckin bitch

@mellss__ hey mell

i thought u were being "nice to me"

@blackstreetb0ys hahahahaha

“@rontheanchorman: You know you're f^cked on a test when the Asian kid says "shit".”

“@rontheanchorman: Who else thinks the turtle in Finding Nemo was stoned off his ass”

“@rontheanchorman: When I'm bored, nobody texts me, but as soon as I'm busy, BAM... still nobody texts me.”

“@itsdannytosh: YOLO backwards is OLOY, "Only Losers Obey Yolo"”@mersadiesbenz_

“@fillwerrell: Making up fake names when there is a substitute teacher.” eric shen

Me to sadie

@lissten_2me damn I'm at upper Darby

Yeah mell u are

@mikeduffy6 @lissten_2me u guys havin fun talkin bout me

@lissten_2me @laid_ur_friend haha have fun

Had to get stitches in my head

@mikeduffy6 i already did? @leaf_it_2lauren yeah but i got @sheakinmyhead on my side

@findingnomo ur one of them? o i see