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New hire was getting a little talky. So I looked at him, stapled my hand, pulled it out with my teeth and spit it at him. Instant silence.
Athena Bella Pappalardo is here. Don't know weight and all that yet, but she is beautiful and this is the best day ever.
I think the lines between Twitter and reality are blurring. I just told the drive thru guy after I ordered, "Related, I'm hungry"
Whenever you start to feel like you don't get the recognition you deserve.
Just think how Tom Cruise's boyfriend must feel right now.
Just think how Tom Cruise's boyfriend must feel right now.
7 yro passed out on couch, so I put her toy samurai sword in her hand with all her stuffed animals around her & yelled "what have you done?"
The baby will not sleep, I called the 1-800 number that was on the crib instructions and they were no help.
My girl said if I wanted anal I'd have better luck with her mom, I don't know if I should text or call.
If there is one thing I could change about the company-wide presentation I just gave, it would be the erection.
The seven year old was sleep walking. So I gently and lovingly walked her over to the sink and got her washing dishes. She has no idea, win.
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