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you don't have to be rich to be my girl you don't have to be cool to rule my world but you do need shut the bathroom door when you poo.
All joking aside son, teabagging is something very special that is shared between two people who love each other very much.
The overalls said country but the tattoo on the ear said rock and roll.
The six kids, however, said latex allergy.
The six kids, however, said latex allergy.
You know you are getting old when you watch a porn and all you can think is "are they going to WASTE that whole pizza????"
did you know in china they have no fucking idea what a fortune cookie is? But what they *DO* have is cool sounds when they punch air.
the best thing about being married is that there's always someone there to laugh at you when you fart loud enough to scare yourself.
The woman in front of me in line has spandex on and what appears to be a thong tightly wrapped around a trash bag full of peanuts
Hot!
Hot!
I bet SmartCar sales guys have to use fractions when they are describing how many dead hookers will fit in the trunk.
When I watch So You Think You Can Dance I question whether I'm watching the same show these judges are watching. Also, my sexuality.
I wonder if in 10 years we are going to look back and realize that "tweet-ups" are the star trek conventions of the 2k's.
There are few things in life more disconcerting than sitting down on a public toilet seat only to find out it's already warm
Yes, officer, I was speeding but it was a cry for attention due to my lack of a father figure.... So.... handcuffs? *wink*
So that 200 lb lab can poop in these bushes but I can't? I picked it up and everything!
Yes, I understand, officer, I will remain silent.
Yes, I understand, officer, I will remain silent.
Finding out 1 of your fav tweeters is actually an alter-ego of another 1 of your fav tweeters is kind of like finding out you have 2 dads
Look around. If you take anything you see here seriously enough to get upset about it you ARE DOING IT WRONG.
Okay back to the fart jokes
Okay back to the fart jokes
I'm worried that this 12" tsunami heading towards California is going to splash up and get my jeans wet. I hate wet jeans.
I just asked a homeless guy if he wanted anything from the McDonalds he was sitting in front of and he told me "nah, I don't eat that shit"
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