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Menopause is nature's way of saying WOMEN LOL.
Us fat girls know how to eat a burrito properly, fellas?
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innerbitchmlb_matosGSouderBillMc7indecisiviouslyYidagosleepndad
I'm having about as much fun as a retard at a glue eating party.
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sblaufussbrokenlifeGSouderBillMc7Miss_IceQueenindecisiviouslyYidago
I don't even need alcohol to scare people off, my fucked up mind and foul mouth do it for me.
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brokenlifeGSouderBillMc7Miss_IceQueensleepndad
I just tasted chocolate covered bacon... Those 2 great things DO NOT taste great together. It's like dirty cock... Ick!
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designbuffSnarkyTUncleDynamiteblobertMeetingBoykambrockJ_EthanUndeadDreamblondediva11GSoudernotmickhireYidago
Do you know who the last person who fucked Brittany Murphy was?

God.
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natters1210GSouderkutkoudJezebelTheGreatpaulberlutesheaimsogeeksterRolandSlingertimbalancedthebenbrooksunanything
Fuck me boots are any pair you can't get off without help.
Just friended my buddy's hot sister on FB. I'm either one step closer to fucking her or one step closer to learning why I don't want to.
Based on the drink I just poured, it looks like I'm trying to take advantage of myself.
Ibuprofen. It's what's for dinner.
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GSouderStuffinMyBrainnavanaxtammyphinney
My new whipper tickler sticks way out of my secret sex toy bag. Which is to say you can easily find it. Which is to say here's my ass.
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GSouderMichaelSalamoneTheBoshaajinair_CalebKTrick_or_tweetDeconiletammyphinney
Ask not what the Ambien Walrus can do for you, but do whatever the Ambien Walrus tells you to do before you wake up.
Back from cycling camp just in time to miss the end of the Superbowl and the beginning of drunk driver hour. Impeccable timing.
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StereoForBrainsmcritzsemperjeffMeetingBoyGSouderperiwinklestephGreeblemonkeytammyphinney
Puppies are made of evil. And urine.
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BuckyUnderbellyDeconilenotmickhirek2bfkambrockMichaelSalamoneGSouderbedheadblondepeterfitzwel_CalebK3319smbTerrillificm1key_m00n
Finally established the pack order. Stupid puppy kept putting my shoes in the suitcase first.
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MichaelSalamonekambrockripslichzuhlAnarthrousGSouderbedheadblonde
In 24 hours this puppy has demoralized me more thoroughly than 8 years of the Bush administration.
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ripslichMichaelSalamoneSlappNuttztalks_in_mathsjoshacaganBuckyUnderbellymcritzGSouderbedheadblonde
I guess the pro-life ads will complement watching guys in Spandex while they penetrate each others' end zones.
So is Twitter counting tweets the same way men measure penis?
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MichaelSalamonenotmickhireJ_EthanripslichCheVolaymrdaggerDeconileGSouderbedheadblonde
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