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You know you are getting old when you watch a porn and all you can think is "are they going to WASTE that whole pizza????"
I'm thinking of changing my last name to Doom.
In a unrelated aside, I'm also going back to med school.
In a unrelated aside, I'm also going back to med school.
I think they made this Total Gym 5000 really heavy on purpose so I would realize how much of a pussy I am just trying to get it in the house
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There are two stories in the world that are incredibly popular.. - And amazingly sacrilegious. I’m talking... http://tumblr.com/x316866n6
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I watch so much TV I confuse my life with Michael Westin's life and anyone know where I can hide a dead Russian? Westin never covered that
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Falling asleep in bed with a wife, five dogs, two roaming cats and a thunderstorm is just not as awww worthy as it sounds.
I know I don't share a lot about my life with you guys but I truly appreciate all of you. You make my days better! Thanks for the laughs...
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9 o'clock on a Saturday night and the most eventful thing that is going to happen already has. Safeway run for ice cream: CHECK!
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More than half of me thinks that clowns should be illegal but I'm 75% water so I'm not exactly sure what that means for clowns.
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I don't know about the weather where you are but we have had RAIN for TWO days in a row and I think the world might be ending.
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Back when we used to listen to music on CD's I always picked jam bands because none of my girlfriends would bother to steal that shit
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You guys should be very happy I spared you the Poo tweets I had lined up for today. They were really shitty.
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