I love how in David Wain's films, he shows complete naked contempt for anything that moves the plot along. This is a compliment.

People disparaging Lena Dunham's body: if u have time 2 write negative comments about women's bodies online, u probably aren't touching many

Autobots, we've lost our Optimus Prime.

People who say "Yeah, I said it" need to be fisted by Ron Perlman.

Tempted to reply to publicist emails saying, "Thought you might be interested in this" with "YOU THOUGHT WRONG."

Disappointed a couple of critics got into a fight without me. God, would love to throw down with a few of them.

You think Spielberg ever wakes in a cold sweat in the middle of the night and says, "Wait a second... Tintin is stupid"?

I think, out of all the Oogieloves, Toofie is clearly the most street.

@soulsmithy They can more scientifically explain this in next year's "Fast & Furious: Outer Space Drift."

If you corner ANY group of people & get them to vote on something with a letter grade, they're either picking 'A' or 'F', never in between.

"Nobody Moves This Man." What does this Bill O'Reilly slogan mean? Like, he has no emotions? Don't get it.

2013 has been a really great year for interesting movies. But hey, go be an asshole and see Hangover III & Fast And Furious 6 this weekend.

@thespencerperry Some of us prefer it vintage.

Saying you liked a movie without further discussion is like holding up the last picture you masturbated to. I don't care what gets you off.

Must give credit: Fast And Furious 6 is the best in the series by a considerable margin.

@dordotson Sody lookin' SWANK in retirement.

Now a follower, & a fan, of the writing of @tinahassannia

Because my interests run wide, NERDTALK: DC, if this rumor about John Stewart is true, you guys are THE WORST.

Paul Rudd's discussion of "erection selection" goes so far past unfunny, then funny, then unfunny again, to STRAIGHT AMAZING in Wanderlust.

@removeyourpants Well, if you tell me I drink too much, then I definitely will murder your whole fucking family. :)