@zilliamson @uberfacts white and wealthy

@zilliamson @its_adolfhitler just woke my girlfriend up cracking up at this account lmao

@thetweetingdude illuminati doesn't want accounts like you exposing the truth #duh

@zilliamson did you make the @things4whiteppl account?

@jmondacci @fatjew @staciemgentile i do that all the time so not really

@zilliamson wait, favwhiteguy is really behind that account?

@untresor well then since that's settled I'm @-ing u right now in order to ask if our moms can arrange a play date together #normal

@zilliamson @davidlorr @yaboyhighguy @thehistorybook oh comeon he's a "social entrepreneur" with a Bowtie cut him some slack! :P

@zilliamson make an account of overused rap cliches lol

@zilliamson ahh that makes sense, the sports shit one seems to tweet during the events though, which makes sense

@thetweetingdude look at his YouTube gems I'm pretty sure you can find out #ifheliftsornot

@tubbymcfatfck IF SHE CAN FIND IT

@thetweetingdude god damn I would try to start one if these but all the good ideas are already taken lmao

@thetweetingdude NOT EVEN WORTH IT

Why more people don't follow @everytweet_ever is beyond me

Seconded RT @vancespn: “@sethmeyers21: SNL season premiere tonight! Seth MacFarlane and Frank Ocean.” <-- watching

To follow @everytweet_ever lmao RT @support: What's the best Twitter tip you'd offer to someone who just signed up? #140help

Hope not, I do it all the time... @staciemgentile ;)<333 RT @pimpbillclinton: Does "smackin' that ass" count as spouse abuse?

@lmfao_jk go ahead, if 50 year old overweight women are your type be my guest lmao, i bet u feel so safe behind that screen of yours

@mr_anonymous_x @lmfao_jk @lmfao_jk just like those calories he needs to burn