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  • GarlicFarts
      Jason Johnson @GarlicFarts

    Dude, squirrels have huge nuts and hide them in holes, right?
    So?
    My wife lays in the yard without panties.
    Is that squirrel grinning at me?

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@GarlicFarts

@GarlicFarts

My farts repel vampires. Oh yeah, they repel women, too. http://t.co/7tCFVYcu