Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
HOW ON EARTH AM I SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE A FAVOURITE PLAYER FROM THE LATE CALGARY CANNONS?! COME ON!
this cop looks like he wants to race. time to turn up the trash talking.
having a bad hair day; probably gonna skip my court date today too. imagine if a picture of me ended up in the paper. what a nightmare.
The thing I love most about shambhala is that all the idiots leave Calgary for a week.
Cold potatoes and tartar sauce: The breakfast of champions.
debating whether or not to do my whole resume in comic sans to show that i'm a fun-lovin' guy.
It's amazing how people sharing "KONY 2012" on FB can make them feel that they're contributing to a solution. Try harder, "activists".
Sleeping naked when my landlord comes to show off my apartment.
This desert hills gewürztraminer literally smells like a barnyard. Not in an intriguing way.